Certainly! Here’s a curated list of 28 hilarious tweets that made surviving the final week of 2025 a little easier. These posts perfectly capture the humor and chaos of the week between Christmas and New Year’s, reminding us that laughter is the best way to cope with the holiday hangover and the countdown to the new year.
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### 28 tweets that made surviving the last week of 2025 possible
**1.** “When you realize it’s Monday again and you still haven’t unpacked from Christmas.” — @TiredAndMerry
**2.** “My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… starting next week.” — @ProcrastinationQueen
**3.** “That awkward moment between Christmas and New Year when you’re not sure if you should be sad or relieved.” — @HolidayHaze
**4.** “Me trying to remember what day it is during the holiday break: Is it Christmas, New Year, or just a loop of Netflix?” — @LostInTime
**5.** “Survived the holiday chaos, now just surviving my inbox.” — @EmailMonster
**6.** “The only thing I’ve accomplished this week is perfecting my lounge pants collection.” —@FashionablyLate
**7.** “Waiting for New Year’s Eve like it’s the final boss in a video game.” — @GamerInRealLife
**8.** “The worst part about the week between Christmas and New Year? Realizing your motivation took a vacation without you.” — @MotivationMissing
**9.** “Trying to eat healthy after all the holiday treats be like: ‘Maybe just one more cookie…'” — @SweetTooth
**10.** “When your new year’s plan is just not to have plans.” — @PlanlessAndFabulous
**11.** “My brain during this week: ‘Is it still Christmas or are we already in 2026?’ ” — @ConfusedCouch
**12.** “Plot twist: I started a new hobby called ‘Napping Through the Last Week of 2025’.” — @SleepGoals
**13.** “That moment when your motivation to exercise is as dead as your holiday leftovers.” — @FitnessFaker
**14.** “The only thing more exhausted than me today is my phone battery after all those holiday photos.” — @LowBatteryMode
**15.** “Reminding myself that the only thing I need to accomplish this week is surviving until January.” — @Survivor2025
**16.** “When you set a New Year’s resolution but forget what it was two days later.” — @ResolutionRewind
**17.** “My holiday spirit died on December 26th. The rest is just survival mode.” — @HolidayHollow
**18.** “Wishing I could fast-forward to February, but my Netflix account isn’t that patient.” — @ImpatientViewer
**19.** “The week between Christmas and New Year is basically a limbo where calories don’t count.” — @CaloriesNotCounted
**20.** “When your only goal this week is to keep the caffeine coming.” — @CaffeineAddict
**21.** “Trying to find my New Year’s motivation, but it’s hiding behind my holiday cookies.” — @MotivationHider
**22.** “The countdown to New Year feels like a distant, unreachable quest.” — @TimeTraveler
**23.** “That feeling when you realize December 31st is almost here and you still haven’t done anything productive.” — @ProdutivityVacuum
**24.** “My plan for 2026? Just wing it, like I did in 2025.” — @ExpertWinger
**25.** “Currently accepting applications for a new holiday spirit. Mine took a vacation.” — @SpiritVacant
**26.** “The last week of the year: when every day feels like a Monday.” — @MondayEveryday
**27.** “If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal by now.” — @GoldMedalPro
**28.** “Here’s to surviving 2025 with humor, wine, and a lot of naps. Cheers to that!” — @NappingChamp
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These tweets highlight humor, relatability, and the universal experience of struggling through the final week of the year. They serve as a reminder that sometimes, laughter is the best way to get through the holiday hangover and prepare for what’s next.
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